11 Hilarious Chinese game console rip-offs

by Ben Salter Featured 26 Comments 56 Votes 15264 Views 12/12/2014 Back to Articles

This article was originally published on 10/08/2012, but seeing how the PS4 and Vita are following the Xbox One and launching in China, we found this and thought 'lol'. So here it is again. While these will no doubt continue to be produced, between 2000 - 2014, this is representative of the best quality consoles sold in China.

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Copyright is a big deal in Western society. You can’t just make a slightly worse version of decent product, put your own sticker on it and sell it for considerably less money. Some men in suits get very angry, send you a harsh letter and inevitably get another man wearing a wig to make you pay them lots of money for hurting their feelings.

That applies to all areas of commercialisation. You can’t just cheaply clone the BMW X5 and call it the Shughuan CEO, for example. Unless you happen to live in China, where the government insists it looks totally different and you must be insane.

Seems legit... (but 'E' for effort)

Video game consoles are perhaps the biggest victim of shameless yet hilarious clones, next to RayBan sunglasses and watches. Here are eleven of the biggest Chinese rip-offs.

Chintendo Vii

One of the most famous fake Chinese consoles due to mainstream media attention, the Chintendo Vii is a blatant knock-off of Nintendo’s record breaking Wii. It doesn’t even try to pretend that it’s something unique.

The Vii, which is legit enough to have its own Wikipedia page, competes rather successfully in the plug ‘n’ play market. Like the Wii, it employs motion control, but seems to be more into cats than Miis.

Nintendo PolyStation

An all-time classic. There are several iterations of the PolyStation out there, but none more hilarious than the Nintendo PolyStation, which takes the appears of a PlayStation 1, the box of the Nintendo 64, games from Namco and a cartridge like that of the Super Nintendo, which is inserted under a lid you’d be expecting to place a disc into.

Super PolyStation 2

The PolyStation continued to match the PS2 and the PS3, but it’s the Super PolyStation 2 that is most intriguing because of its cool name. The Chinese clearly thought Nintendo had gone down the ‘super’ path again with the successor to the Nintendo 64, and we’re sure glad that at least someone did.

Super Megason IV

Where to even begin. Aside from having the coolest name ever, the Super Megason IV seems to promise flying above the world whist shooting lasers and wearing Call of Duty glasses. That’s totally rad and it includes an extra cartridge!

TreamCast

The TreamCast is the closest thing we have to a legit console, as it was a modification of the original DreamCast, rather than a blatant knock-off. It was notable for its portability, made possible by its attached screen, but that didn’t make it any more legit. At least it played actual DreamCast games.

PopStation Portable

The PopStation doesn’t offer much in the way of fun, but it does kind of look like the PSP. Okay, a very cheap PSP, but its price reflects that.

iReadyGo Much 3G

The Much 3G is the most recent knock-off that’s currently available to make the list, as a clone of the ailing PlayStation Vita. The Android-based device also looks to be one of the more quality fakes; although, that isn’t really saying much.

Neo Double Games

The Neo Double Games isn’t much better than the POP. Actually, it’s pretty much exactly the same thing. Generally terrible, but a fairly accurate redesign of the hideous phat DS.

JXD S5100

The JSD S5100 from Jin Xing was announced shortly after Nintendo revealed the 3DS XL in Japan and shares a striking resemblance to the Wii U. This Android device is independent of a TV-based console.

Arcade Game Box

This monstrosity is a mash-up of the current Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Only it doesn’t play fake games from either console. Instead it plays Game Boy, Neo-Geo and a bunch of emulated arcade games.

Okay then.

WiWi

We’ve already included the king of fake Wii consoles -- and there are a lot of them -- but it is hard to overlook the WiWi as one of the most shameless knock-offs, even if only for hilarity sake. It took an already immaturely funny name, doubled it, and made us chuckle again. Say it out-loud. Go on, do it.

Pretty funny, huh? It’s rivalled by the likes of the MiWi and WiNi and actually pretty much any combination of Wi and another two letter word ending in ‘i’.

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Hahaha some of these are awesome!!
Want. All.
That Vita knock off is pretty cool. One day I will have to buy one.
They're all awesome hahah
I WANT THEM ALL [Derp] [MOG]
CLASSIC/
Remind me too buy the psp knock off, actually I might just take a photo while I'm in the store without having to buy it, we have a SAMs warehouse near us that sell really cheap ones
Would absolutely love *_* a Treamcast. [Derp] [Derp] [Derp]
I assume that the Wii U knock-off will be...Chi You?
I'm not really fond of these "Top X of Y" lists...

Feels too much like Cracked, or something...
How knock-off companies can truly get away with anything, yet I can be easily sued for the most ridiculous of reasons.

What a great world we live in :P
These are hilarious names.

Pilkingbod said: I'm not really fond of these "Top X of Y" lists...
Feels too much like Cracked, or something...



I've been thinking the exact same thing for the past couple of months.

l3ailey said:

Pilkingbod said: I'm not really fond of these "Top X of Y" lists...
Feels too much like Cracked, or something...


I've been thinking the exact same thing for the past couple of months.



It's what people read. Read and share our other stuff and we'll do more of that!

Pilkingbod said: I'm not really fond of these "Top X of Y" lists...
Feels too much like Cracked, or something...


They need to get their ideas from somewhere!! :E
WiWi. Hehe sounds like wee wee. Is it bad that I'm still giggling over that? :P
Lol!! articles like these just crack me up!!

Kaitlyn said: WiWi. Hehe sounds like wee wee. Is it bad that I'm still giggling over that?



WiWi was the funniest part!! :D
Nintendo can sue for those 3 Rip-Offs
The Others are Sony, Sega and Microsoft can sue for the other 7/8 Rip-Offs.
A Car Company can sue for a Rip-Off Car. :*O [heartbreak]
Now with extra cartridge!
I'm still waiting for my Pop Station 4.
I tell you what some of the stuff coming out of China now is actually quite good. The later Android devices from JXD are very capable units.
Wow, the comments made a time jump from the past.

And to be honest, some of them are cool enough to own at home. That PolyStation emulates SNES games as well which is quite nice.

Lol'd hard the extra cartridge
Most of these are worth the money. Unless of course you get in trouble because of emulation.

These things are dirt cheap.
That iReadyGo Much 3G would be pretty handy for emulator games, particularly if you were using something like GBC.emu or GBA.emu ...

Just think of all the Pokémon games you could play!
"With Extra Cartridge!"

10/10 must buy -IGN
HAHAHAHA this is great! I actaully wouldnt mind having all of those! even if they only last for a day! :P

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