Chuck Norris

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Drhobo

chucknorrisfacts.com/

Post your favorite Chuck Norris Facts here. or dont. whatever.

24/06/2007

Michigan, USA

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curby

I dont like this wierdo.He thinks he is hard but he is not.

24/06/2007

Everywhere

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Drhobo

i know, its a joke site.

24/06/2007

Michigan, USA

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ZOIDBERG

hahahah

24/06/2007

Planet Earth, New New York

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Omi

That site has some pretty funny lines, good find. I remember sitting up late and watching Walker : Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is one of those people that is so unbelievably not cool that he has done a full circle and ended up back around at cool again. I just have to post some of the top ten from that site, everyone has to see them!

1 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
10 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

And these...
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

hahaha, how funny.

24/06/2007

In the vegie patch

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hainaku

hehehe that calls for a huge "roundhouse" kick!

24/06/2007

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nbo

aww chuck noris facts that takes me back to when i just started going on forums

24/06/2007

I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

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Rerun

When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

24/06/2007

Brisbane. PSN - Sgt_M_J_Rerun. Steam - SgtRerun. If you're on B.Net, I play WoW and SC2, PM if you want me to add you, Real.ID style.

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monolocco

Chuck Norris is the definition of "MANLYNESS"!!!

24/06/2007

Sydney

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Mario64

ahahah chuck norris is my counterstrike source name.

24/06/2007

nsw

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Dante_10

Chuck Norris Uses Rattle Snakes as Condoms...

True Fact

24/06/2007

Sydney, NSW

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moosechild

Chuck Norris's secret identity is the HULK but don't tell anyone.

24/06/2007

Fairfax, VA

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Dante_10

Chuck Norris Was Born in a Test-Tube

24/06/2007

Sydney, NSW

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Stuzz78

monolocco said: Chuck Norris is my Hero.... I love his hairy Chest Hairs!!! lol

His chest hairs have hair?

24/06/2007

Brisbane, Queensland

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dsreaper

I hate Chuck Norris, you can't spend 2 seconds in Barrens chat (WoW) before he comes up...

24/06/2007

Gold Coast, Queensland

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Dante_10

Chuck Norris Chin has so much Muscle that he has a 3rd fist...

24/06/2007

Sydney, NSW

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desi

My favourite Chuck Norris joke is that he needs a stunt double for crying scenes.

24/06/2007

I'm in your profile, deleting your spams for Great Justice.

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Dante_10

Lol i never Heard that one but Desi Thats my Favourite Now

24/06/2007

Sydney, NSW

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Murpheos

Dante_10 said: Chuck Norris Was Born in a Test-Tube

so was i, but i aint nowhere ner as hard as old Chuck

P.S who has seen the Jack Bauer version of this site? got some damn good laughs from that one.

25/06/2007

Frankston, Victoria

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Omi

RerunWii said: When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

Aww come on. It's Chuck Norris! How can you not laugh?! When did you lose your sense of humour?

25/06/2007

In the vegie patch

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WiiGoGo

Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

25/06/2007

Brisbane, Queensland

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Dante_10

Omi said:
RerunWii said: When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

Aww come on. It's Chuck Norris! How can you not laugh?! When did you lose your sense of humor?

He has a Complicated But a Great Sense of Humor Look Omi if you really want to know where he gets it from...

Go to www.youtube.com And Type "Boondocks Ep1"
you'll see a kid with a true vision and humor people should look up to someone like that even if they are just a kid/cartoon.

25/06/2007

Sydney, NSW

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Omi

WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

Of course Bruce Lee is better! Just not as funny to watch.

HA! A Hoff action figure! At least it's for night rider, I'd hate to see a Hoff Baywatch figure.

You sound like you've got yourself quite a collection Wiigogo!

25/06/2007

In the vegie patch

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JackAz

Completely over Chuck Norris jokes,
Utterly lame now.

25/06/2007

Victoria

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Omi

Dante_10 said:
Omi said:
RerunWii said: When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

Aww come on. It's Chuck Norris! How can you not laugh?! When did you lose your sense of humor?

He has a Complicated But a Great Sense of Humor Look Omi if you really want to know where he gets it from...

Go to www.youtube.com And Type "Boondocks Ep1"
you'll see a kid with a true vision and humor people should look up to someone like that even if they are just a kid/cartoon.